Friday, March 13, 2009

It's a Love/Hate Relationship

Things I Love

1.accents (with the exception of Russian and Southern…sorry kids)
2.ancient cultures
3.animals, minus primates
4.balloons (just the plain old latex kind)
5.beds
6.being happy
7.being outside
8.being warm
9.birds (with the exception of pigeons…the creeps.)
10.blue
11.bodies of water
12.British isles
13.cats
14.chocolate cake
15.clouds
16.constellations
17.cooking
18.coral reefs
19.cute underwear (sorry, it’s true)
20.dancing
21.dinosaurs
22.doodle embroidery
23.dreams (and writing them down when you wake up)
24.dressing down
25.dressing up
26.dyingman (hangman w/other ways to die)
27.eating
28.family
29.fashion
30.feeling beautiful
31.film & films
32.fire
33.flowers
34.friends
35.geology
36.grass
37.greek art/archaeology/literature
38.green
39.guitar
40.hair (so long as it’s on your head)
41.harry potter
42.hats
43.imagining
44.Ireland
45.Italy
46.laughing
47.lavender (like the plant)
48.light breezes
49.looking at old pictures
50.love
51.lying on the ground
52.making fun of bad movies
53.maps
54.milk
55.music
56.my religion
57.nature
58.not being able to stop laughing
59.notebooks
60.old cars
61.old planes
62.painting
63.palm trees
64.peanut butter cookies
65.photography
66.piano
67.pretending life is a movie
68.reading
69.reading old journals
70.riding a horse
71.rockets
72.romance languages
73.sailing
74.san diego zoo & wild animal park
75.sandals
76.SCUBA
77.shells
78.singing
79.sleeping
80.smell of books
81.soft things
82.southern California
83.spring
84.string ensemble music
85.summer
86.sun
87.the absence of spiders
88.the ocean
89.the scent of water on hot asphalt
90.the sky
91.the tv shows I watch
92.things made from glass
93.tintin
94.travel
95.vintage photography
96.watching people
97.watching surfing
98.west coast
99.when I hear someone speak French and I understand!
100.writing

Things I Hate

1.abusers
2.ageists
3.American health insurance
4.anti-Americans
5.bad breath
6.bad smells
7.being out milk
8.being out of ink
9.being sick
10.below 60 degrees (farenheit)
11.big trucks
12.bills
13.bird poop
14.bloody noses
15.BO
16.boring music
17.bruises
18.burning food
19.cleaning a catbox
20.cliffhanger endings
21.cold days
22.commercials
23.dead batteries
24.drool
25.extremists
26.family guy
27.FFA
28.finishing a really good book with no sequel
29.fleas
30.flies
31.gel pens
32.gloaters, braggers, show-offs, etc
33.greasy hair
34.harpsichords
35.headaches
36.horror/slasher films
37.icy streets and sidewalks
38.locks
39.losing things
40.missing out on things
41.mold
42.movies with no character exposition whatsoever
43.movies with no plot
44.new music genre
45.no hot water
46.not being able to think of anything to say
47.not enough electrical outlets
48.nubs, stubs, or any other name for what’s left of limbs
49.pants that are too short
50.patriotism
51.people who are freaky about their cars
52.people who are freaky about their floors
53.people who deface historic, artistic, or otherwise cool things
54.people who leave their cars on when they aren’t in them
55.people who think drugs are awesome
56.people who think anyone who doesn’t use an apple computer is lame
57.PeTA
58.poachers
59.prepared piano
60.racists
61.radio commentators who talk over the music
62.ribbed shirts
63.sanitary napkins (and people who call them that)
64.screaming children
65.screaming in general
66.sexists
67.shirts that are too short
68.skin diseases
69.slipping, tripping, falling, or anything like it
70.slow internet connections
71.slugs
72.smoke
73.snow
74.sore muscles
75.southpark
76.spiders
77.stains
78.static and being shocked
79.stupid speculations
80.super-feminists
81.sweat
82.the fact that newspapers leave ink on your fingers
83.the fact that Pluto is no longer a planet
84.the word/name “Peabody”
85.“these hard economic times”
86.too-fast character expositions in movies made from books
87.too-tight pants
88.“twihards”
89.ugly hairstyles
90.uncooperative hair
91.users
92.vicious rumors
93.vitamins
94.when chapstick wears off too fast
95.when people don’t recycle
96.when people ignore you
97.when things break
98.winter
99.wiping other people’s tears
100.writer’s block